i have a santa kink. i want you to dress up in a sexy santa suit and leave me expensive presents under the tree when im sleeping. leave afterwards
I’m not sexist but I can guarantee that this was written by a women…
"im not sexist im just going to assume this was written by a woman because it has something to do with wanting expensive gifts" moron
Umm can we talk about Carrie Underwood’s dress right now?
I dind’t even watch the grammys and I am obsessed with this dress.
I do not give a shit about the Grammys and I give even less of a shit about Carrie Underwood, but holy shit that dress. That’s fucking MAGIC.